Monday, May 31, 2010

You Have to Read This...

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Ghetto S

Laugh Trip:When Someone Steals Your Kodak Moment...

Someone shared this with me and I got a good laugh at it. I want to share it with you all ghetto pretties =) So I can say that I made you smile today...

Photo Credits:

So which one is your favorite? Mine is the picture of a couple wearing black and there are two bald in love gays in the background! They look sooo in love! nyahahahha! Laugh aplenty! Life is good!


Ghetto S

Kids Activities: The Kite Flyer

Do you know what else you can do on a summer weekend with your kid/s thats fun, exciting and inexpensive? Try kite flying!!! Look for an open space nearby, check if there's wind and then you are ready to go! Places like UP Sunken Garden or the Marikina Sports Complex are very ideal. In our case, we tried the vacant lot beside SM Mall of Asia. Just don't forget to bring a picnic blanket so you can have a spot to sit on when you are tired, some food and drinks and of course the kite!

Here are some of our pics...

Daddy trying to help Louie fly her kite.

Louie concentrating on keeping her kite in the sky.

Please fly dear kite...

Now, thats more like!

How about you? Have you tried kite flying? Where do you fly your kites?


Ghetto S

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Ghetto B is drooling: Longchamp x Jeremy Scott collection

While Shanna did help you out on how to save than splurge over her must-have bags, (well, I'll do my own version next time and you will clearly see we have are on the opposite sides of the style spectrum hehe!) I just want to vent out my longing for the *drumroll please*.....

Lonchamp bag by Jeremy Scott! (even if it's already soooo last season)

Lotsa girls right now are going gaga for their own Longchamp. With the variety of colors, you feel that you have to have every color! The most common are the Longchamp Le Pliage bags (those plain colored ones). You have to choice of getting a short handle or a long handle. The other version of these Le Pliage ones are the Longchamp Le Pliage Badges. It's the same plain one but with badges on it.

Longchamp Le Pliage Large Tote

Longchamp Le Pliage Badge


  • Material: Nylon with leather handles and a tab closure

  • Interior zip closure

  • Foldable

  • *For the Le Pliage badge bag, there are appliques/badges on the body

What I love the Le Pliage bags is that they are easy to clean if it gets wet or stained. You won't panic for your bag's like you do with your LV or Gucci. It's very roomy too and you can place all the stuff you have and still zip it. It's definitely your stylish everyday bag and is very low maintenance.

IMO, since lots of girls who are into Longchamp have plain ones, I want mine to stand out and be unique. And I spotted this Longchamp by Jeremy Scott collection, I was mesmerized (even if it's from seasons long ago! haha!) How I wish I had the cash and moolahs to spend and buy myself one!

Doing some research from wikipedia, I found out that Jeremy Scott is an American designer and worked for some of the famous celebs like Madonna, Rihanna, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Victoria Beckham, Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake among others. On top of this, Karl Lagerfeld of Chanel once said that Scott is the only person who can take over Chanel when he leaves! How kewl is that??!?! :)

So now seeing his collaboration with French company Longchamp, I just couldn't help but gasp at the collection that was. Check all these eye candies:

Longchamp bone print bag

Longchamp phone bag

Longchamp Flower Power

So there really really pretty, right??! Well should I buy my own Longchamp, I'm leaning on buying the Garance color (red) because I know a Jeremy Scott collection would be pricey. For now, I have to save, save and use the power of The Secret to make it come true :) And i'll go back to this post years from now to see that what I had imagined to come true really did come true! But if you have the moolah to buy now, go check out or go directly to


Ghetto B

Pictures taken from: Google images

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Must Haves: The 5 Bags That you Should Have

There seems to be tons of bags out in the market and every single day tons are born. It is very easy to get distracted, confused and worst case, hoard these bags away(thats what bag makers want anyway) They want us to spend, spend, spend for these bags! And because they are just gorgeous, we tend to purchase more and more.

But let me help you focus on just five bags that I think every girl should have.

1. The Basic Bag

Every girl needs an everyday bag where you can just stash you’re your stuffs in it. It’s a large carry-all bag that you take with you to office, to run errands or even for some lunch out but yet remains stylish. And because this bag is your best friend and you carry it with you most of the time, I recommend that you choose neutral colors like black, brown or even white so it will easily match whatever outfit you are wearing. One important factor in choosing your perfect everyday bag is to also make sure that it has multiple compartments to organize everything that you carry inside. In my case, I specifically need a compartment for my cellphones and my keys. I always lose them in the abyss of my bag.


The Baby: Miu Miu Large Denim Tote

The Maker: MiuMiu

The Price: £839.78 or 56,484 Php (approx) whew!

Spotted at: Net-A-Porter

Miu Miu reinvents the ladylike quilted tote in blue denim for a contemporary spin on a classic carryall. With a navy leathertrim and crystal-embellished clasp fastening, this luxe new-season accent is perfect for weekends in the city.


The Price: 58 USD or approx 2674 Php

Spotted at: Charles and Keith

Can’t get enough with the street chic look? Get this hobo shoulder bag with excessive stud’s adornme.


The Baby: I am now naming at as Shanna's BB for Basic Bag

The Maker: LeDonne

The Price: 1600 Php

Got it from: SM Megamall

I love that fact that this bag can actually carry all my stuffs! Including my SLR=)

2. The Overnight Bag:

Travel in style with a bag that is chic and roomy enough for toiletries, clothes and all the stuffs that I need when I spend my night away from home.


The Baby: Paul Smith Striped Weekend Bag

The Maker: Paul Smith

The Price: £235.00 or 15,806 Php (approx)

Spotted at: Net Clothing


The Baby: Wake Up Frankie Zebra Print Overnight Bag

The Maker: Wake Up Frankie

The Price: 39.60 USD or approx 1829 Php

Spotted at: Wake Up Frankie

Zebra print overnight bag, with pink trim. Size: 17" x 13" x 7.5", Comes with separate compartment on bottom for shoes or other items you want to keep separate.

The Baby: Victoria’s Secret Large Patent Tote

The Maker: Victoria's Secret

The Price: I think I bought it around 1600 from a multiply seller.(sorry i forgot the seller)

Got it from: An online multiply seller.

I love this bag because I think its soo me. I love the design, the color and how huge it is. It was actually love at first sight that brought me and this bag together.

3. The Clutch Bag

Clutch is the perfect way to tote all your little must haves in a minimalist way. Get a bag like this in neutral color that is tame enough for daytime look but will be a bit edgy at night.


The Baby: Betsey Night Out Frame Clutch

From: Betsey Johnson

Priced at: 118 USD or approx 5442 Php

Spotted at:

Textured, raw-edge ruffles frill a charming little frame clutch topped with a kiss-lock closure and furnished with a beaded drop-in chain strap. A diminutive leopard-print coin purse is included for added convenience. (I want one!)


The Baby: Jessica McClintock Center Rose Flap Clutch in Champagne

The Maker: Jessica McClintock

The Price:

42 USD or 1937 Php

Spotted at:


I love everything about this bag! I love the color, the design and i most especially love the rose. I am so into flowers!!!


The Baby: An Oversized Clutch

The Price: 399 Php

Got it from: SM Department Store (There are so many fab finds at SM dept store)

I love this clutch because its big and small at the same time. Small in the sense that I can carry it with one hand and big because I can fit a lot of things inside. I also like the color black and the fact that it actually looks sophisticated. My photo can't give it justice. i took it in rush so just I can post this now. Hope you understand.

4. The Foldable Tote

Keep a simple yet stylish foldable tote bag that you can insert in your everyday bag. You can use this instead of plastics. Just in case you decide to buy something or you have more things to carry.After all, nothing is more fashionable than going green.


The Baby: Burberry Nylon Shopper

The Maker: Burberry

The Price: 195 USD or approx 8992 Php

Spotted at: Nordstrom

Adjustable leather drawstrings detail the sides of a roomy shopper constructed from durable nylon and fashioned with a clean silhouette ideal for everyday use.


The Baby: Silky Pop Foldable Bag

The Maker: Bags in the City

The Price: 390 Php

Spotted at: Bags in the City (multiply seller)


The Baby: Foldable Canvas Tote Bag

The Price: 180 Php

Got it from: 168 Mall

If bags are friends, this is a bag that i can always lean on. This bag has helped me a great deal in making things easier for me and at the same time help save the environment. How? Well, a dozen times that it helped me carry some stuffs easier and all the time, it makes me do away with plastics. Fair reasons? And if I won't use it, it just lies well behaved and folded in my everyday bag. What are you waiting for? Get one too!

5. The Statement Bag

In every girls bag anthology should be one that stands out from the rest, the one that goes beyond the classics and truly expresses her style and personality. Whether through the colors, the intricate designs, the funky shapes, the material used..well, this one is just really up to you!


The Baby: Lulu Guinness Florist Basket Bag with Red Roses

The Maker: Lulu Guinness

The Price: £310.00 approx 20,851 Php

The Source: Brownsfashion

Florist basket bag with red roses. Cream. Structured, the lid slips into the bag at the top and is covered with a bloom of red roses; there is a small cream loop to take the lid off or on. Double short looped handle. Cream silk lining. A floral fantasy, swing your roses by your side.


The Baby: Dorothy Perkins Rubbish Bags

The Maker: Cooperative of Filipino Women for Dorothy Perkins

The Price: £15 for the woven and £10 for the stitch ( but its priced way cheaper here in the Philippines. After all we are the country of origin.

Spotted at: Fashion Police

Well I guess there is nothing more that can make a statement other than these lovely DP Rubbish Bags. They just scream environment and social concern. After all, there is nothing more stylish than going green. So this is definitely THE STATEMENT BAG!


The Baby: Furvel Bag (furry&velvet)

The Price: 200 Php

The Origin: Ukay at Baguio

This baby is definitely a head turner. Everytime I use it, girls would always ask me where I got it. They said its soo cute. Unfortunately I guess there is just one for me. After all, its a steal that I got from Ukay. I am so happy!!!

Whew that was some work! I did not know that making this post would be a piece of hard work. I hope I have helped you out in some way, then all my hard work is worth it. I am so excited, my family and I are going to Tali Beach for the weekend. Hopefully, the weather will be good so I can once again bask in the sun. Ill try to do a post on Tali when I come back to share with you my experience there.

P.S. Thanks to my dear friend Mags, who helped me out.

Thanks pretties for taking time to read=) But before you go...please do tell me,

What are your 5 Must have bags?


Ghetto S

Yay or Nay: Shiseido Tsubaki Shampoo and Conditioner

That's me... looking like Sadako from the Japanese horror movie The Ring. But hey, this stolen pic of me got thumbs up because of my shiny hair! So some have asked this ghetto gurl on how to achieve the same for their own mane. :-) Well today's the day that I spill some beans.

I first read about Shiseido's Tsubaki Shampoo and Conditioner line from Manila Fashion Observer. She saw it in a Japanese grocery store Mitsuwa in New Jersey and saw good reviews from her and internet research about it. When I got the chance to visit the said grocery, I rushed to the shampoo section to see if it's there. Voila! It's on sale (but I forgot the price though hehe!)

According to Shiseido, the Tsubaki line is the best selling from the hair care line of Shiseido Japan. It contains the red camelia or in Japanese Tsubaki flower which is celebrated in Japan because of its oils easily absorbed by the skin and hair.

Here are the yay's I have for Tsubaki:
  • My hair is soft, shiny, and manageable. Since I have thick locks, this shampoo makes my hair feel lightweight
  • I love love the scent.
  • For the shampoo, a little on my palm goes a long way. Having thick and long hair, my consumption is lessened than usual.

And the nay's:

  • As far as I know, Nikki of Askmewhats told me there's a store in Robinsons Manila that sells Tsubaki but for a very very hefty price :(

Btw, before I forget, I bought 2 huge pump bottles of the shampoo and conditioner in Hong Kong last year which were on sale and really cheapo! (And I forgot the price again. Sorry!) What I do is I transfer contents to smaller bottles so I can easily bring to the shower or when I travel. So when my supply runs out, I don't think I can afford to go to HK and just buy Tsubaki hahaha! :) I'll be on the lookout by then for my next holy grail of shampoo and conditioner.

Ciao ghettos!


Ghetto B

Friday, May 28, 2010

Yay or Nay: Denman Small 5 Row Styling Brush

Happy weekend once again girls! It's the last weekend of May and June is just around the corner! How fast time flies!!!

I want to share with you my love for my favorite hair brush of all time... The Denman Small 5 Row Styling Brush.

Denman says that: "This handbag styling brush with 5 rows of nylon pins. The famous Denman anti-static rubber pad provides maximum grip and control during blow-drying
for shaping the hair. Perfect for 'on-the-go' styling

I started using this Denman Brush back in 1997 when my good friend gave me this as a birthday gift. I had a white handle medium brush though before. This one got worn out already after years of having one. Then I bought a black handle brush after but it got lost! I tried to use other brushes because Denman is kind of pricey compared to other brushes. But I really feel the difference so I bought one asap to replace it and this brush is still with me up to this day :-) IMO, here are the yays and nays I have for the Denman brush:

  • Denman brushes are used by top salons and hairdressers. They really trust in this brand.
  • My hair doesn't get static with this brush unlike other brushes
  • Since I have the small one brush, I always bring it with me anywhere I go. It perfectly fits my bag.
  • It's really an investment! You really get what you pay for. My Denman brush has been with me for years already and is still working like a horse for me.
  • On the other hand, since it is an investment, it's kind of pricey compared to other brands. But for me, the price is worth it.

More yays than nays! :-)

I don't use my Denman brush after getting out of the shower. I use a large tooth comb to detangle my hair because using a brush on wet hair is a no-no! This will damage the hair. My detangling comb is not Denman though. Should I have extra moolah, I would like to have a Denman large tooth comb :-)

For all those interested to know more about Denman brushes, you can go to Rustans department store or Rustans Essences to see for yourself. I don't know exactly what are the prices right now but in the internet, a Denman small styling brush is around USD 9-10

That's all for now. Enjoy the weekend!


Ghetto B

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Fashion Guide: How to Pick the Right Sunglasses

Hello sunshines!!!

It’s sunny in the Philippines most of the time so sunglasses are definitely an important fashion weapon here! Sunglasses are not only helpful in making you look great, most especially during those days when you just want to hide your eyes due to eye bags or dark under eye, but it also protects our eyes from the sun’s harmful UV rays. But girls, remember that you can’t just pick any sunglasses. Just because you see people around you wearing sunglasses the size of China does not give you the excuse to do the same. Choose sunglasses that are sturdy and that match your face and personality.

It’s the peak of summer! I am sure you are all excited to get a new pair of sunglasses. There are tons of sunglasses at the mall with all shapes, sizes, colors. You can buy the cheap ones or the expensive ones. But wait, do you know which frames are suitable for your face shape?

Well, please give me the honor of helping you figure out your next sunglasses!

If you have the gift of a:

Round Face Shape

Full cheeks, rounded chin with few angles. Width and length are in same proportions.


Angular and geometric frames that sharpen facial features

Rectangular and horizontal styles make faces appear longer and thinner

Upswept frames that draw attention to top of face

Glasses with temples that connect at the top of the frame add length


Round frames that make your face look rounder

Large frames that shorten your face

Celebrities with Round Face Shape:

Cameron Diaz, Audrey Hepburn, Hayden Panettiere

Ghetto Gurls say:

For fun, you can choose colorful frames like navy blue, violet, pink or brown.

GG Picks:

Juicy Couture Starlet S Sunglasses in Violet Sparkle

Oval Face Shape

Mostly balanced proportions. chin is slightly narrower than forehead and cheekbones are high.


Most frame shapes work with oval faces

Square, rectangular and geometric shapes which add angles to soft curves


Frames that are too large for your features

Celebrities with Oval Face Shape:

Jessica Alba, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston

Ghetto Gurls Say:

Lucky one! Looks like you can rock any type of frames. So go on, choose the frame that you desire.

GG Pick:

MiuMiu 171S Sunglasses in Antique Rose

Heart Face Shape

Broad forehead and wide cheek bones that narrow to a small chin.


Bottom-heavy frames that add width to lower face

Styles with low-set temples to draw attention downward

Narrow, round frames that soften the forehead.


Top-heavy styles that draw attention upward

Decorative temples that accentuate the broad upper face

Celebrities with Heart Face Shape:

Michelle Pfeiffer, Naomi Cambell, Eva Longoria

Ghetto Gurls Say:

You can also choose rimless frames.

GG Pick:

Baby Phat BP 2047 Sunglasses in Black

Square Face Shape

Angular face with a strong jaw line, broad forehead and square chin. Proportional length and width.


Oval and round frames

Glasses with temples that are center set or that connect at the top of the frame

Butterfly shaped glasses


Geometric and square shaped frames that accentuate angles of the face

Low-set temples or color accents on the bottom of the frames that draw emphasis to the chin

Celebrities with Square Face Shape:

Demi Moore, Sandra Bullock

Ghetto Gurls Say:

Be creative. You can choose from cat-eyed, round or oval styles. It will define your face to the max and will make a fashion statement!

GG Pick:

Giorgio Armani 555/S

Oblong Face Shape

Narrow shape that's longer than it is wide. Angular features with high cheekbones, a longer nose and tall forehead.


Tall frames that help create a shorter face

Broad glasses with an accented top rim or decorative temple that adds width


Small frames that are out of proportion

Short frames that accentuate face length.

Celebrities with Oblong Face Shape:

Sarah Jessica Parker, Gyneth Paltrow, Janet Jackson

Ghetto Gurls Say:

Select round or square face. These styles will help shorten the length of your face. It will not overwhelm your face.

GG Pick:

Ed Hardy EHS 001 Skulls & Roses Sunglasses in Tortoise

Diamond Face Shape

Narrow at the eye line and the jaw line with a small forehead and chin. Angular features with dramatic cheekbones.


Upswept styles like cat eye that emphasize the cheek bones

Oval frames that maintain balance

Rimless styles that allow cheek bones to shine


Narrow frames that draw attention to narrow eye line

Celebrities with Diamond Face Shape:

Linda Evangelista, Madonna, Elizabeth Hurley

GG Pick:

Bebe Tempest Sunglasses Black

Triangle Face Shape

Narrow forehead and eye line that widen at the cheeks and the chin.


Semi-rimless frames that accentuate the upper face

Top-heavy styles that balance the width of the jaw

Frame bottoms that angle inward


Low-set temples that widen the jaw

Narrow frames that are out of proportion

Celebrities with Triangle Face Shape:

Renee Zellweger, Victoria Beckham, Kathy Ireland

GG Pick:

Ray Ban RB 2132 Wayfarer Black/Crystal Green

In my case, I have an oval shaped face so this rectangular pair of sunnies are great in adding soft curves to my facial appearance. I should be careful in choosing my sunglasses though because I have a small nose. So i cant get a pair that will over power the might of my nosey nose. LOL I am pretty satisfied with these pairs and its been good to me all summer. Thanks to my hubby who gave it to me.

There you go! I hope I have been a great partner in helping you find your next pair of sunglasses.

How about you? Let me know what you picked! Good Luck.


Ghetto S

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